When Did I Stop Loving You/When Did you Stop Loving Me (or How I Learned to Hate Rap Music)
DJ Ipod and I frequently go on random journeys through my pretty extensive hip hop collection. Once when his battery died and I made the..
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Another Day, Another Scandal
Why is it politicians never realize they’re doing something wrong until they get caught? Recently exposed New York Democrat..
The Boogey Man is Dead
I had planned to write something entirely different this week but then it happened. “It” is of course the death of Osama Bin Laden. ..
On to The Next One…
Barack Obama finally took the completely unnecessary and pointless step of releasing his birth certificate. It’s now proven beyond a..
Introducing: In This Issue…
Today we introduce the first issue of Uptown Mosaic Magazine. We’ve been laboring mightily to pick the best fiction, poetry and art..
The Nigger Knockers
The knock, knock joke, much like the negro spiritual began as a means of clandestine communication, a way for slaves to pass information to..
Scared
Me and my girlfriend Lee Ann were finally gonna sleep together today but she still hasn’t shown up yet to our regular meeting spot at the..
The Silver Lining
Dear Sir, Hello. I hope that retirement is treating you well. This correspondence is both an apology and an expression of gratitude. I know..
sermon to the broken
you won’t die though your pen may dry or erupt crude swamps drown straight lines you..
It’s Hard to be True to Words/ It’s Hard for Words to be True
Trick trick trickles of words snow into black seas, their undersides worn holey and white-..
